May 29, 2012 • 500 notes • tecastigoelcuerpo
May 29, 2012 • 2 notes
But, I mean…. can you feel the cookie bits in your mouth?
May 28, 2012 • 3 notes
I feel like I can’t go a day without getting syrup In my hair.
May 10, 2012 • 59 notes • idonthaveanarmy
April 28, 2012 • 1 note

Sometimes

April 19, 2012 • 9,479 notes • thedailywhat
thedailywhat: Secret Menu of the Day: What, no Animal Style? [thd] Newsflash: IT’S NOT SECRET. It’s just shit people made up. OOOH SO SCANDALOUS

thedailywhat:

Secret Menu of the Day: What, no Animal Style?

[thd]

Newsflash: IT’S NOT SECRET. It’s just shit people made up. OOOH SO SCANDALOUS

April 14, 2012 • 4 notes

As I'm helping a customer:

Co-worker: Are you all set, sir?
Customer: Yeah, she’s doing me. I mean…. she’s not DOING me, I just… she…. I….
Me: :laughing and beet red:
Customer: I’m just gonna stop talking.
March 24, 2012 • 21 notes • murphypop
murphypop: Espress-O’s! You know that famous jingle: “Let’s make your morning brighter, by pulling an all-nighter!” (If you dig this design AND are a Woot member, you can vote on the t-shirt version.)

murphypop:

Espress-O’s!

You know that famous jingle: “Let’s make your morning brighter, by pulling an all-nighter!”

(If you dig this design AND are a Woot member, you can vote on the t-shirt version.)

March 22, 2012
Oh, it didn’t scan? Guess it’s free! Ha ha!
DURHURHUR WOW YOU’RE SO CLEVER, COME UP WITH THAT ALL BY YOURSELF DIDJA
March 14, 2012 • 2,601 notes • fuckyeahretailrobin

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